P.S. For my multitude of readers waiting for Math Rant Part 3, just keep the faith a bit longer. I'll provide some math ranting and, to help you keep up your strength, maybe a few loaves and fishes conjured from dark matter or maybe from superstrings or even from p-branes. No, those aren't the same kind of peabrains as global warming deniers or fundamentalists of any stripe.
Followup 1/12... Oh. Never mind. Ick!