Friday, February 29, 2008


There are lots of great ones but this is one of my all-time favorites.

Bright red bumpersticker which reads: If this sticker is blue, you're driving too fast!

Love it.

Speaking of driving too fast, here's a joke I really like:

Heisenberg is stopped for speeding.
"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" asks the cop.
"No. But I know exactly where I am."


  1. Bumper stickers are a pandora's box and while my tastes don't run to the intellectual bent of yours, I have favorites. They are normally tied to some event, like after being asked to help someone move (again) I wished that I had the sticker that read "Yes this is my truck, No I won't help you move" or when the young female driver, chatting on her cell phone, pulled out in front of me while I was on my bike - "Hang up and drive!".

  2. I remember the days when we had our pickup. It's really true that everybody expects you to help them move stuff.

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