You like me. You really like me!
My wonderful wif [sic - personal joke] has given me an award. I substituted her image for a more... ummmnnn... *personal* one.
I'm not gonna pass it on. I feel completely inadequate to that task but I do sincerely appreciate being on the receiving end.
Wow! That's a big gun, Mr. Eastwood! But mine's bigger, as alluded to in E here.
That's right. I *never* pass on an opportunity for the cheap joke. It's one of my primary
(Thanks, SAM, for the image.)