In the context of my math rant, here are a coupla jokes related to bases, of one kind or another:
There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
Q: Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct. 31 = Dec. 25.
Q: When the bases are loaded, and no one is out, what partial differential equation must the pitcher attempt to solve?
A: The KDP Equation*.
*In baseball, strikeouts followed by caught stealings are coded “K/DP”.