I know many of my readers love to play with astrology and similar amusements. (Is there a phrenologist in the house?) I recently saw this meme and had to steal it just to show how idiotic this crap is, especially given that this is my birth month and it seems somehow appropriate. Basic meme is here.
Active and dynamic. Opposite.
Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Opposite.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Opposite.
Strong mentality. Yep.
Loves attention. Kinda.
Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Yep.
Brave and fearless. Opposite.
Loving and caring. Yep.
Suave and generous. Opposite. Yep.
Good memory. Sometimes.
Motivates oneself and others. Opposite.
Sickness usually of the head and chest. Ok, sure. The same place everybody gets colds and flu, ya mean?
Sexy in a way that only their lover can see. Yep cuz that really means "not sexy," right?
Not only do I not conform closely to this list but 50% of my answers are precisely "OPPOSITE"! Yes, I'm April, Taurus, Rat and that means about as much as the fact that my birthday is the same as that of U. S. Grant, possibly the most inept president in history, Sandy Dennis, what an actress - not!, and only 7 days after another famous Taurus, Adolph Hitler.
I believe a more sophisticated astrological assessment than just "taurus" would reveal that I have my mojo rising and my moon is sticking out the car window.
Now that does sound more like me!
And "No!" I don't want to know anything about Uranus! Myanus is in my (out-the-window) moon and I'm hoping there are no Klingons anywhere!