It's time for some more math jokes! And I'm also feeling kinda childish today (Yeah! What else is new?) so let's have a coupla math/elephant and math/grape jokes. Hold on to your hats; here we go!
Q. Whaddaya get when you cross an elephant with a mouse?
A. Elephant mouse sine theta.
Q. Whaddaya get when you cross an elephant with a mountain climber?
A. You can't. A mountaineer is a scaler. (Scalar, get it? Man! Those math dues are a crackup.)
Q. Whaddaya get when you cross a mountaineer with a mosquito?
A. You can't cross a scalar with a vector. (Wow! A math plus medical joke! Now, that's some kinda cool!)
Q. What's purple and commutes?
A. An abelian grape.
Q. What's purple, commutes, and has a limited number of worshippers?
A. A finitely venerated abelian grape.