Remember, Bribe #1 is still hanging out there; but now it's time for something completely different.
Zenma's sugary treat concept seems to be having some effect, so I'll amp things up with this offer. I'll make y'all a classic Southern treat which I haven't made in 15 years...
Red velvet cake
But wait, there's more. I'll do a Steel Magnolias and make it in the shape of an armadillo
When we cut into it, the grey "skin" (icing) will give way to that fabulous blood-red color and it'll look almost like we're actually butchering an armadillo! How cool is that? Fun, huh?
Still not convinced? Ok, howzabout if we throw in this fabulous offer... For a main course to devour before we cut into our red velvet armadillo cake, I'll pay homage to another movie and make a meatloaf shaped like an armadillo with cornflake scales a la the wonderful comedy Another Stakeout.
I couldn't find an actual image of that dish from the movie, so look at this substitue and imagine it being... ummm, meatier, and with cornflake scales, and, well, just meatier. Ok? Oh yeah, and as Rosie O'Donnell explains in the movie, it's not made from armadillo meat. It's just regular meatloaf *shaped* like an armadillo. Ok?
How can you resist a double-dose-of-armadillo weekend? This is a limited-time offer, so ACT NOW! Operators are standing by.