Unconscious mutterings #396

I think I've done this once or twice before but here's the latest one.

1. Bangs :: hurt when they slap you in the eyes when you're bouncing trampoline if they're too long. Ouch!


2. Diaper :: No more, thank you very much! And never again!


3. Coffee table :: useful but a bit old and tired


4. Cops :: necessary evil for a society. Amybody who wants to be a cop shouldn't be allowed to be a cop.


5. Matches :: My ass and your face. (Sorry. That's the first thing that came to mind.)


6. 250 :: 69, dudes! I once had a nice Yamaha 250 dirtbike.


7. Hurricane :: Katrina. What else?


8. Bad :: to the bone!


9. Confirmation :: Pedophile priest slaps you to make you a soldier of Christ. How bizarre is that?


10. Fiber :: No, thanks.

Frank and Ronnie on the Zombie Princess after Katrina.