Thursday, March 08, 2012

When I'm 64

April 27 marks my 64th birthday. It is a significant milestone, to be sure. My life has been interesting much of the time. I think that's a wonderful thing to reflect on, rather than having lived a life of quiet desperation, a la Thoreau. So many aphorism apply. Here are a couple to set the tone:

No one ever said on his deathbed, "Gee, I wish I'd spent more time at work."
You don't want to go quietly into that good night, ya wanna skid into your grave with your hair on fire, yelling, "Yeee-ha! What a rush!"

I've often said that Death is an old friend. I know Him well and do not fear Him but neither do I welcome Him nor submit to Him. When He comes, I will not contest with Him over a gentlemanly chessboard like Bergman's Death in The Seventh Seal. Nor will I casually engage with Him in a sprightly game of badminton like Death in De Duva. And I certainly won't give Him multiple bites at the apple which is my life/death like Bill and Ted.

B&T, "Best of seven?"

Death, "Damned right!"

Um, no. Hell no! One merciless, no-holds-barred single combat the likes of which has not been seen since Jacob fought Peniel to a standstill and earned the name Israel, the translation of which I choose as "strong against the divine." When Death comes for me, I will acknowledge Him and accept His presence but I will not meekly bend my knee or my neck to Him like a lamb to the slaughter.

(Jake, ol' buddy, he's a preternatural being. I don't think kneeing him in the groin is gonna be effective. Word to the wise, eh?)

I want my resistance to Him make Jacob's fight with Peniel look like a girls' pillow fight in a '60s beach-party movie. I want it to rival the scope of Lucifer's rebellion against YHWH. I want Death to know He's been in the toughest fight of His career and I hope the bastard needs to take a week off to recuperate when our battle is done.

(In case you can't tell, this is the pillow fight.)

(This is Lucifer getting a beat-down from Michael and the boyz.)

Ultimately, He will win, of course; there's no doubt about that. Just as Peniel broke Jacob's hip after naming him Israel to remind him who was really the boss, Death will inevitably best me. That's ok, as long as He knows that I resisted with my last breath and my last erg and He had to take me rather than just crooking His gnarled digit and having me submit willingly to His embrace. You see, when I anthropomorphize Death, I apprehend Him as the ultimate bully; and for me, the most important thing in the world, after loving your family, is standing up to bullies.

I once wrote a post in which I called Time the ur-predator. Time and Death are equivalent if not congruent in that context. I summarized:

Time is a Great White shark, striking quietly from below. Time is a pack of Compsognathids, striking multiply and endlessly. Time is the Spanish Lady, striking from within your own body. Time is motherfucking Dick Butkus jamming you in the A-hole.

But I'm not planning on having my fight with Death for a long time yet. Sixty-four is not as old nowadays as it was even half a century ago when speaking in terms of mortality; and I started doing the family thing kinda late in life, so I gotta last a good while on my back end to have a full dad-daughter relationship with my girls since MJ is only 19 and Chloe's only 18. Ronnie also certainly deserves as much of my time as I can keep before succumbing to Him but at least she was an adult when she chose to be with me and she understood from the get-go that the difference in our ages would begin to become significant in this time which is the Summer of her life but the Autumn of my own.

Autumn, of course, has its own charms. One of Keats' best-known poems, To Autumn, contains the lovely lines

Where are the songs of Spring? Ay, where are they?
Think not of them, thou hast thy music too,

Autumn's song is not Spring's song. Of course. Why would it be? That does not mean it's inferior; it's simply different. Like Ecclesiastes says, "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven." (Yes, I agree, I like the Byrds' version best. Let's don't tell King James. He gets so jealous.) And Spring has its detractors. T. S. Eliot opens his poem The Wasteland with the indictment

APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land,

Ouch! Old T.S. may have been a self-important twit but he was an insightful guy and he certainly had it in for Spring, specifically in the personification of April. Naturally, I disagree. Being an April baby I have an historic affection for April. I've had many a delightful birthday party in that lovely, lovely month and I've had many a memorable adventure with my sweet family in the Spring.

(Pirate party!)

One strong unschooling memory of Spring for me is the wonderful LIFE is Good Unschooling Conference. The first LiG conference was our very first conference ever. [Brief aside: We almost went to the Live and Learn conference in St. Louis in '05 but we wound up not going because our boat didn't sink in Katrina. That's an interesting story but it's for another time.] I was pretty comfortable within our family with our decision(s) regarding unschooling but I'm a private, introverted person and the idea of going to a conference with a hotel full of strangers... Shudder! That was not an attractive concept. Ultimately, I told Ronnie that I'd go but I might just stay in the room the entire time. Ok. We have a plan; let's do it.

Well, my fears evaporated about five steps inside the entry when the conference organizer herself, Mary Gold, greeted us so warmly, so genuinely, that I could do naught but feel like family. My nonbiological family, my home away from home, a hotel full of strangers who, in the course of a long weekend, drew me into their embrace like the prodigal son being welcomed back home with a fatted calf. Me, the introvert, the loner, the curmudgeon, now the happy member of a large group, who waits with desperate expectation for each Spring to bring him the next LIFE is Good!

(Look for Chloe at 0:40, Ronnie at 1:40 and 3:38, me at 2:10, and MJ at 2:45 and 4:50)

MAY is the unschooliest month, breeding
Friends out of the disparate lands

Take that, T.S.!

Another wonderful Spring event for us is Chloe's birthday in March. Just as I reached a milestone this year, Chole did too. This was her 18th birthday! What a lovely thing to celebrate. She's delighted to be able to vote, among other things. (wink)

(from this)

(to this)

Spring also brings us Ronnie's birthday. She celebrates her 47th lap around the sun this year in May. We need to do something exciting. We'll think about it. We'll think hard about it.

(Ronnie as a Hot Backup Chick with the Greybeards)

So, Spring has a number of wonderful associations for me and I love it dearly. I must confess, however, that my favorite thing about Spring is that is the harbinger of Summer. Ah, don't get me started talking about Summer...


  1. Aw... Thanks for the sweet post.

    I've prolly missed it & u already prolly said it - but are you coming to LiG this year? We'll be there!

  2. We wouldn't miss LiG! See y'all there!

  3. I love you, brother. You have so many amazing years left, having fun and changing the world. Whenever Death gets the balls to come knocking on your door, I'll be right there to help you kick it's ass.

  4. Thanks, Jeff, but you'd probably enjoy it more if you helped me with the pillowfight. (wink)

  5. Frank -

    I love this, and you, unreservedly.

    I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award, which you can pick up here:

    If you want, you can slip in incognito. I'll leave it out for you, naturally, in a plain brown wrapper......

  6. Thanks for contributing to the Carnival, Frank! You always give us something to think about!

  7. You're welcome! It's being fun.

    Thanks for comenting. Maybe I'm too offensive for everyone else.

  8. Your 64th is sandwiched inbetween our youngest Orinoco Jazz (he will be 3 on the 24th) and my paternal Grandfather who was born on April 29th - He died in 2001 at the impressive tally of 96

    The creator of the artwork on your first photo is Peter Blake and many of his pieces are at our most local art gallery called Pallant House - in fact at the moment they have a special exhibition of his to mark his 80th birthday and he has redesigned Sargent Pepper with all of the important people in his life now on it - as it read your post I sort of visualised it like that!


  10. Katie, thanks for the comment and the link. I like art and the idea of an updated Sgt. Pepper's cover is fascinating. Happy April birthday to all us April babies!

  11. My mom's birthday is the 27th also ;-) I love spring because we live in DC and the summer becomes uncomfortably hot and muggy.

    I might have to start joining in on the blog carnivals...

  12. Susan, you absolutely should join the carnival. I understand about DC Summer uz I grew up in New Orleans! Phew!